High Tea or Low Tea?

There always seems to be some confusion over what type of tea is being served. Should it be called High Tea, Low Tea or just afternoon tea? Here are a couple of poems that should clear things up perfectly.

High Tea

(Essentially It's Supper)

Beans on toast and leftover roast,

the last meal of the day.

Jeans and shirts, or comfy old skirts,

slippers are quite okay.

Tea that's black, the pot with a crack,

placemats for everyday.

Neighbors, mates, or long-standing dates;

pets won't be in the way.

- J. Camille Korsmo

Low Tea

(Indubitably a Party)

Cakes and tarts and scones shaped like hearts,

an afternoon affair.

Frocks and pearls topped with hats and curls,

perfume applied with flair.

Fine Earl Grey, a fresh bouquet,

the table set with care.

Invited guests (some dear, some pests).

Manners? Beyond compare!

- J. Camille Korsmo